welcome to the end of the thought process.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

It's No Joke



Here are a few more pictures of Heath Ledger (I'm Not There, 2007) as the Joker in The Dark Knight. The Dark Knight is directed by Christopher Nolan (The Prestige, 2006) and stars Christian Bale (I'm Not There, 2007) and Maggie Gyllenhaal (Stranger Than Fiction, 2006). The Dark Knight is to be released on 18 July, 2008 by Warner Bros.

The Soundtrack Of My Life

I have a soundtrack to my life. A collection of songs that explains a moment in time. Those songs that clearly articulated what I was feeling or expressed a thought that I couldn't. A collection of songs that take me back , whether good or not so good, and help me see how far I've come. Sometimes a song resurfaces and is relevant in my life again. Sometimes, it like a wave on the shore; with you for a brief moment and then gone and yet always there because it is a part of something larger. I've had a lot happen in this past year that I won't go into, but this song has been a recent addition to the soundtrack of my life. It sums up my life these past several months and I'm speaking lyrically, not the subject of the video.



Moving On

Gentle Readers, firstly, let me extend my thanks to those of you who are reading my blog. I honestly thought that my friends and I would be the only ones. Secondly, I'm going to be taking a bit of a hiatus. I'm in the process of moving away from London, Ontario, so, once I'm in my new digs and a bit settled, I shall return. So, check back in about a week.

I have to admit, there is not much about London that I'm going to miss. I have lived here for a little over 3 years and I have never once felt at home. London is ultra conservative, the people are just not friendly and it's a wee bit backward. So, it's time to move along and start a new chapter of my life. What I will miss is my friends. I am one lucky bugger to have had these amazing people in my life and they mean more to me than I could ever tell them. If you guys are reading this, thank you for everything. I will miss you all very, very much.

Eye Candy V

Eric Christian Olsen
Born: 31 May 1977, Eugene, Oregon

This little bit of hotness has appeared in Beerfest (2006), Last Kiss (2006) and License to Wed
(2007). He will appear in Christine Jeffs' Sunshine Cleaning with Amy Adams (Enchanted, 2007) and Steve Zahn (Rescue Dawn, 2006).

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Eye Candy IV

Stephen Sandvoss
Born: 1980 in New York City

Now I ask you, Gentle Reader, is he not just too damn sexy? Steve Sandvoss is definitely one totally hot dude!

Steve Sandvoss has appeared in Latter Days (2003), Rumor Has It (2005) as well as appearances on television series Cold Case, Nip/Tuck and Grey's Anatomy. He will next appear in Lie To Me (2008) with Brandon Routh (Superman Returns, 2006)

You Animal

This is a photo from Universal Pictures' The Wolf Man. Directed by Mark Romanek (One Hour Photo, 2002), The Wolf Man tells the story of Lawrence Talbot, who returns to his ancestral home in Wales from the United States and is bitten by a werewolf, thus becoming one himself.

The Wolf Man (2009) is a remake of the 1941 film of the same name that starred Lon Chaney Jr. (The Ghost of Frankenstein, 1942) and Claude Rains (The Invisible Man, 1933). The remake stars Benicio del Toro (Things We Lost In The Fire, 2007) as Lawrence Talbot and Anthony Hopkins (Beowulf, 2007).

The Wolf Man (2009) will be released on 13 February, 2009.

And Loving It

Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 and his partner, Agent 99, working for CONTROL, fight to keep the world safe from the agents of KAOS in the 2008 Warner Bros. release, Get Smart.

This is another movie that I can't wait for. I was such a fan of the TV
series and I think that the director and producers have assembled almost the perfect cast (I have my doubts about The Rock, but what the hell). The trailer looks very promising and it appears as though the humour will be in the same vein as the classic TV series. I will be so disappointed if they screw this up. This could be an awesome franchise if they've done it properly. It was really great to hear the old theme song.

Get Smart ran on the NBC network from 1965 to 1969 and on the CBS network for its final 1969-1970 season. Get Smart was a spoof of the spy genre, most notably the James Bond film series and was created by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry. Don Adams starred as the inept Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 and Barbara Feldon was his more capable partner, Agent 99. The entire series is currently available on DVD.

The film get Get Smart is a remake of the classic TV series. Directed by Peter Segal (Anger Management, 2003; The Longest Yard, 2005) and stars Steve Carell (Evan Almighty, 2006) as Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 and Anne Hathaway (The Devil Wears Prada, 2006) as Agent 99. Get Smart
will be released 20 June, 2008.


Now, A Musical Interlude

Gentle Reader, I have decided to class up my blog a little with this little musical interlude.

Enjoy!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Coming Soon

He's definitely older and grayer, but he's still Indiana Jones. Some new pictures have surfaced from the new Indiana Jones movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (such an awkward title) and I thought that I would share them with you, Gentle Readers.

I have to admit, in the beginning I was approaching this
movie with a lot of trepidation. I was just not convinced that this could work almost 20 years after the last installment of the series. However, as more information and photos are leaked, I have to admit my interest and excitement are rising. This could actually be an awesome movie. My fingers are crossed anyway.

Directed by
Steven Spielberg, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull stars Harrison Ford (Firewall, 2006), Cate Blanchett (Elizabeth: The Golden Age, 2007) and Shia Lebeouf (Transformers, 2007). Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull will be realeased by Paramount Pictures on 22 May, 2008.

Officially Stoked

Britain's Empire magazine has released the cover of their January 2008 issue and oh man is it sweet. As you can see, the cover features Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain, 2005) as the Joker in the upcoming Batman movie, The Dark Knight. The Joker looks so maniacally cool in this shot and I am now officially stoked about this movie. The January 2008 issue of Empire should be hitting newsstands in the next couple of weeks.

The Dark Knight is directed by Christopher Nolan (Batman Begins, 2005; The Prestige, 2006) and stars Christian Bale (3:10 to Yuma, 2007), returning as Bruce Wayne/Batman. The Dark Knight will be released 18 July, 2008.

Times When It's Alright To Hear "He's Fast"

This is a cool clip from 3:10 to Yuma. It is near the beginning of the film when the outlaw Ben Wade (Russell Crowe) is first introduced. Wade and his gang are responsible for a string of stage coach robberies and this one is the latest. Russell Crowe is such a great actor and so watchable. I really like what's going on behind his eyes in this scene.

3:10 to Yuma is directed by James Mangold (Walk the Line, 2005) and stars Russell Crowe (American Gangster) and Christian Bale (The Dark Knight, 2008). 3:10 to Yuma will be available on DVD on 8 January, 2008.


The Object Of My Affection VIII

Yes, Gentle Readers, it is time once again for a little bit of Charlie Cox. This clip is from an Australian chat show and he's just even more adorable. He comes across as down to earth and just very sweet. Where are all the guys like this? If you're out there, call me...

Stardust will be available on DVD on 18 December 2007.

Enjoy!


Eye Candy III

Ryan Rodney Reynolds
Born: 23 October 1976, Vancouver, British Columbia

Ryan Reynolds is one of our homegrown Canadian boys and don't we make them smoking hot up here? But good looks and rocking bod aside, Ryan Reynolds is also a good actor whether he appears in comedy, action or drama. He has appeared in National Lampoons: Van Wilder (2002), Blade Trinity (2004), Just Friends (2005) and Smokin' Aces (2006). He will next be seen in John August's The Nines with Hope Davis (The Matador).

Monday, November 26, 2007

This is the only photograph in existence of Henry, Lord Spebbington. Lord Spebbington was one of the great explorers of the Victorian age who unfortunately arrived 2 weeks after most discoveries were made. This photograph was taken in 1845, just days before his expedition to Tibet. It was on this journey that Lord Spebbington, close to bankruptcy, returned to England with his discovery of the Tibetan "finger-quotes." Lord Spebbington retired comfortably on the royalties.

Off The Shelf

The Invisible Man was written by H.G. Wells (War of the Worlds) in 1897. The story had been serialised in Pearson's Magazine and was published as a novel in the same year. The Invisible Man tells the story of a scientist named Griffin. Griffin theorises that by changing a person's reflective index to that of air, then their body would not absorb nor reflect light. This would render the person invisible. Griffin carries out his experiment with success but can not reverse the process which sends him into madness.

This really is a good novel in the science fiction vein. The main character of Griffin is a brilliant medial student but arrogant and brash. It is a good story examining that fine line between genius and insanity.

The best film version of the story is James Whale's (
Frankenstein) 1933 film, The Invisible Man starring Claude Rains (Casablanca) in the title role. It is considered one of the classic "monster movies" of Universal Pictures.

The two images are from the stage play, The Invisible Man that was part of the Shaw Festival's 2006 season.

Eye Candy II

James Paul Marsden
Born: 18 September 1973, Stillwater, Oklahoma
Married: Lisa Linde
Two Children

James Marsden has appeared in X-Men: The Last Stand (2006), Hairspray (2007) and is currently appearing in Enchanted (2007). He will appear in Anne Fletcher's 27 Dresses (2008) with Katherine Heigl.

Just because, once again, it's always nice to look at hot, shirtless boys. Dude is damn hot! Just...DAMN!

Finely Aged 80s Cheese

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.

The A-Team ran for 5 seasons on NBC, from
1983 to 1986. Created by Frank Lupo (Hunter) and Stephen J. Cannell (The Rockford Files), The A-Team starred George Peppard as Col. John "Hannibal" Smith, Dwight Shultz as Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock, Dirk Benedict as Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck and Mr. T as Sgt. Bosco B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus. The show itself was a kind of a hybrid of The Magnificent Seven and The Dirty Dozen and it is remembered largely for it's over-the-top violence and the way each week "the Team" came up with some elaborate weapon or machine put together during a musical montage.

This was one of my favourite shows as a kid and I still watch now and again as a guilty pleasure. I really do love it when a plan
comes together.

The Opening Titles to Season One:

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Great Big Sea

I would like to share with you, Gentle Readers, my adoration of the band Great Big Sea. As I mentioned in an earlier post, they are indeed my favourite band. I got interested in Great Big Sea after I picked up their second album , Up in 1995. It wasn't long after that that I saw them play a set on Parliament Hill for Canada Day and with that performance, I was totally hooked. These guys are awesome live.

Haling from the "tropical island of Newfoundland," Great Big Sea (GBS) is best described as a band that gives a folk-rock interpretation to traditional Newfoundland folk songs as well as performing their own material.

The band consists of founding members Alan Doyle (vocals, guitar, bouzouki, mandolin, also quite cute), Sean McCann (vocals, bodhran, guitar, tin whistle) and Bob Hallett (vocals, fiddle, accordion, mandolin, concertina, bouzouki, bagpipes). Newer members Kris McFarlane (drums, accordion, guitar, backing vocals) and Murray Foster (bass, backing vocals) round out the group.

Great Big Sea has been described as a band you experience, rather than listen to and anyone who has seen their live show would probably agree. They've just been one of those bands that picks me up when I'm down and are just a lot of fun to listen to.

This video is from GBS's 1995 release Up. Enjoy!

It's The End Of The World

Just a cool little ditty from my favourite band, Great Big Sea.


The Object Of My Affection VII

Timothy David Olyphant
Born: 20 May, 1968 in Honolulu, Hawaii
Married: Alexis Knief
Three children

Timothy Olyphant is a great actor as well as being sexy as all hell. He's actually on one of my friends' list of "guys he'd go gay for." Now that's a hot guy. His portrayal of Seth Bullock in the HBO series
Deadwood is a subtle and always watchable performance. Timothy Olyphant has appeared in Live Free or Die Hard (2007) and is currently starring in Hitman. He will appear in Stop Loss (2008) with Ryan Phillippe.

Anyone Care For A Meat Pie?

This movie, Gentle Reader, I am so looking forward to seeing. Directed by the master, Tim Burton, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street is based on the Stephen Sondheim musical that first appeared on Broadway from 1979 to 1980. However, the origins of the character go back farther than that. Sweeney Todd and his murderous tale first appeared in the Victorian era, in an 1846 edition of the penny dreadful, The People's Periodical. There are some scholars and historians that claim the stories of Sweeney Todd were based on fact, although there has been little in the way of evidence to support these claims.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
tells the story of Benjamin Barker, a good m
an with a wife and daughter who is falsely convicted of a crime and sent to a penal colony in Australia. Barker returns to London 15 years later as Sweeney Todd bent on revenge. Todd opens a barber shop above the shop of Mrs. Lovett who sells, "the worst meat pies in London." Todd rather gruesomely begins dispatching all of those whom he believes did him wrong, with Mrs. Lovett getting rid of the bodies. You can imagine how she manages that, owning a meat pie shop and all. Todd's madness has method to it as he hopes to be reunited with his daughter who is now the ward of the judge that wrongly sent him to Australia.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street opens on 21 December, 2007 (a perfect Christmas movie) and stars Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd, Helen
a Bonham Carter as Mrs. Lovett and Alan Rickman as Judge Turpin. Be warned, Gentle Reader, that this is a musical and as such, is about 90% singing with very little spoken dialogue and it's very bloody, but in the hands of Tim Burton, what would one expect?


The Object Of My Affection VI

Yes, Gentle Reader, it is time once again for another Charlie Cox posting. I can't help it, I just find him crazy adorable.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Eye Candy

Samuel (Sam) Stewart Witwer
Born: 20 October 1977 in Glenview, Illinois.

Sam Witwer has appeared in Battlestar Galactica, Dexter and can be currently seen in Frank Darabont's The Mist. He will appear in Pathology in 2008 with Milo Ventimiglia (Heroes). He's a pretty decent actor and also a musician and just one of those hot, hot guys that makes me go, "DAMN!"

The Play's The Thing

I know what you will say, Gentle Reader, "Two Kenneth Branagh posts in one day? C'mon." It's true, but I just had to write about this DVD. As my very good friend Lana and I were wandering about, sipping Starbucks' peppermint hot chocolate (Lana) and Cinnamon Dolce Latte (yours truly) and seeing what Chapters (kind of like Barnes and Noble for our American readers) had to offer, I came across the 1996 version of William Shakespeare's Hamlet, directed by and starring Kenneth Branagh.

I can not tell you how long I have waited for this DVD and it is now available. This is the ultimate version of Hamlet ever put to film. Now, I know that the very mention of Shakespeare will cause the same result
as having to take a very badly tasting cough syrup for a lot of people. However, no one does Shakespeare like Kenneth Branagh. He knows the material so well that he makes it come alive to a level that even if one doesn't know exactly what is being said, the action moves the story along so that it is understandable. Branagh's treatment of Much Ado About Nothing (1993) is definitely another one to check out. And of course, his Henry V (1989).

Shakespeare's play of corruption, revenge and "murder most foul," is "the Bard's" longest work and the full text of the play is presented for the first time which brings the movie in at about 4 hours, so it's definitely a curl up on the couch kind of movie, but it is so beautifully shot and well-acted by an eclectic cast including Branagh, Kate Winslet, Derek Jacobi, Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, etc, that the time moves by very quickly.

Unlike other versions of Hamlet, Branagh understands that although the character is "the melancholy Dane," his surroundings don't have to be. Branagh keeps the court of Elsinore bright, cheery and alive. He sets the piece in the 19th century which works amazingly well with the source material. Honestly, this film is an acquired taste, but if Shakespeare is your thing, pick this up. You won't be disappointed. If Shakespeare is not your thing, give Hamlet a try, you might be surprised. And if you do give it a try and you think I was full of shit, please tell me. Just please be kind.

Cool Movies That You Didn't Go And See

Today, Gentle Readers, the movie in question is Sleuth, starring Michael Caine and Jude Law. This is not really a remake of the movie by the same name that starred Sir Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine. This film is more of a re-imagining.

Based on the play
by Anthony Shaffer (The Wicker Man, 1973) and written for the screen by Harold Pinter, Sleuth is the story of Andrew Wyke (Caine), a successful author of mystery/crime novels who is estranged from his wife. Enter Milo Tindle (Law), an actor, who just happens to be the man with whom Wyke's wife has been sleeping and setting up house. Tindle arrives at Wyke's country house to encourage Wyke to grant his wife a divorce so that she and Tindle can be together. Wyke is not quite so anxious to do so and what ensues is a game of cat and mouse.

This truly was a good movie. Very well acted by the two leads (and basically, the only two actors in the movie) and deftly directed by Kenneth Branagh. Branagh has an eye for amazing camera angles and visuals that make this film so interesting to watch. He also moves the action along and can turn a simple scene of two men talking into a verbal boxing match. It is not a long movie, only about 90 minutes, and it moves along very quickly. The dialogue is crisp and crackles and is played to the hilt by Caine, turning in a fine performance. The real compliments have to go to Jude Law though. I have never been a big Jude Law fan, but he gives the performance of his career thus far in the role of the sleazy Milo Tindle. I hope he does more character driven pieces like this.

If you like sharp dialogue and a movie that will make you think a bit while watching it, you must see Sleuth. It should still be playing in "art house" and specialty theatres. Why this movie didn't get a wide release, I'll never know.

It's Yesterday Once More V

Well, Gentle Readers, we once again open the animation mine and pull out a gold nugget of a show from my youth that I was crazy about. Sometimes, I can't believe that I write things like that last sentence. Anyway, the programme (Canadian spelling for the American readers) in question is the second animated series by Rankin/Bass, Tales of the Wizard of Oz.

Produced in 1961,
Tales of the Wizard of Oz used traditional, cell-style animation rather that the stop motion "Animagic" process that the company became known for in their specials like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and their first series, The New Adventures Of Pinocchio (see the blog archive). The stories were based on the characters created by L. Frank Baum in The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, but were given "additional" names (e.g. the Cowardly Lion was called "Dandy" Lion etc.) and the stories themselves were largely original. This rendition of these characters were used in the 1964 special Return to Oz from Rankin/Bass. As with The New Adventures of Pinocchio, the episodes were 5 minutes in length and had a catchy little theme song that, again, sadly, I can still sing.

Therefore I give you, from 1961, Rankin/Bass',
Tales of the Wizard of Oz.

Enjoy!


Friday, November 23, 2007

Coming Soon

Well, gentle readers, here is an item that raised my eyebrow. This looks like it could be interesting and while I'm not yet in, "Man, I gotta see this," mode, I am intrigued by the possibility of it. If they do it right - fingers crossed.

Solomon Kane is a character created by the pulp fiction writer Robert E. Howard (
Conan, The Barbarian) and appeared in the pulp magazine Weird Tales, mostly in the 1920s and 1930s. Solomon Kane, a 16th century Puritan soldier, damned by his cruelty and brutality, sets out across Europe, through the jungles of Africa and back, determined to vanquish the world of all evil. Solomon Kane is a solitary, sombre figure dressed entirely in black and carries a sword, dagger and two flint-lock pistols.

The film adaptation is written and directed by Michael J. Bassett (
Wilderness) and stars the exceptional James Purefoy (Rome) in the title role.

The release date has yet to be determined, but, late 2008 is likely. More details as they become available.

Written In The Stars

Sagittarius - 23 November to 21 December - Ninth sign of the zodiac

This astrological sign takes it's name from the constellation Sagittarius and is the ninth sign of the zodiac. The Zodiac is an annual cycle with 12 equal divisions that represents the apparent path of the sun through the sky. The constellations have been used to mark the seasons as far back as 5000 BC. There is a belief among astrologers that the stars and plants and their movements affect human activity, therefore, the twelve signs of the zodiac also represent 12 basic types of personality. Sagittarius, represented by the archer, is a positive sign as they tend to be more outgoing and sociable. Sagittarius' opposite sign is Gemini.

The Sa
gittarius is the rebel, an extrovert who is athletic and adventurous and does not like conformity or being "controlled. You always know where you stand with the Sagittarius as they tend to be straight-forward, tactless even, but are generally knowledgeable and philosophic and seek truth. The Sagittarius is broad-minded and generous, possesses a good sense of humour and is sexual. The Sagittarius likes having an active partner and feeling trusted but dislikes conventional romances, having to explain themselves or being forced into making promises. The Sagittarius can also be a blundering, know-it-all, who is restless and impatient.

Yeah, that all sounds pretty much like me.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Rumour

Now, this has not been confirmed by anyone connected with the movie, however, Ain't It Cool News is claiming that their sources are sound on this one. According to the formerly mentioned Ain't It Cool News, Christian Bale (3:10 to Yuma) has been cast in Warner Bros. summer 2009 release, Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins in the role of John Connor. Again, I stress, that this is just a rumour at this point, but if it is true, then mark me down as officially looking forward to this movie.

McG is directing from a screenplay written by John Brancato and Michael Ferris who previously wrote the screenplay for Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, with an early 2008 production start and seeks to reinvent the cyborg saga with a storyline to be told over a three-movie arc. The film is set in the future, in a full-scale war between Skynet and humankind.

The Object Of My Affection V

Yes folks, it's time for another Charlie Cox post. You may be getting the idea that I'm kinda into this actor. Here he is at the Stardust premiere.

Again, I ask, seriously...is he just not too adorable?

Charlie Cox
Born: 15 December, 1982 in London, England

He has appeared in
The Merchant of Venice (2004) with Al Pacino and Jeremy Irons and Casanova (2005) with Heath Leger and Sienna Miller.

Cool TV Shows That You're Not Watching II

Now this show, you have to see. The show in question is Dexter. This is a smart, well written, excellently acted thriller of a crime drama. It's full of the moral ambiguity that I'm so crazy about and it is so addictive. It's like CSI Miami on crack.

Based on Jeff Lindsay's novels Darkly Dreaming Dexter and Dearly Devoted Dexter,
Dexter follows Dexter Morgan, a man who is not all that he appears. He's close to his sister, a detective with the Miami Dade Police Department. He has a steady girlfriend, with two kids who adore him. He also has an active "night life". You see Dexter just happens to be a serial killer. Orphaned at the age of three and harboring a traumatic secret, Dexter was adopted by a Miami police officer named Harry Morgan who recognized his sociopathic tendencies and instilled in him a code that channeled his passion for killing by hunting down people who have escaped justice (murders, child molesters etc.) and making sure they don't get away with their crimes. Dexter, in order to satisfy his interest in blood and to facilitate his own crimes, works as a forensic blood spatter expert for the Miami Dade Police Department.

Dexter's father instilled in him an ability to fake "normal" emotions and keep up his appearance as a socially-responsible human being. He is well-liked by most of his colleagues except for Sgt. James Doakes who doesn't buy Dexter's "act" and is wary of him. Dexter is played with charming, creepy perfection by Michael C. Hall from
Six Feet Under and could quite possibly be one of the top 3 actors on television right now. And yeah, yeah, he's incredibly hot too, which is always a bonus. Hall portrays Dexter as the cold blooded, vacant eyed killer that he is and yet, you're so drawn to him through Hall's subtle performance that you can't help but cheer for him.

Honestly, do yourself a favour and pick up season 1, now available on DVD and check out season 2, now showing on Showtime in the States and the Movie Network here in Canada. This show will kill ya! (I just couldn't resist.)

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Brendan Fraser and Luke Ford in a scene from The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor opening 1 August 2008. I can not tell you how stoked I am for this movie.

Jet Li plays a despotic Emperor in 50 B.C. whose evil is punished by a terrible curse laid on him by wizardress Michelle Yeoh: he and his army are turned into terra cotta for all time; that is, unless he is re-awakened which, of course, is where the O'Connells come back into it.

The story moves to the year 1946. When we find them, Rick (Brendan Fraser) and Evelyn (Maria Bello) are retired to Oxfordshire, England, having been spies for the British during World War II. They are bored silly and welcome the offer of "one last mission" from the Foreign Office. Their assignment: courier a precious artifact back to the museum in Shanghai, China from which it was stolen.

Back to Asia: China is in turmoil but Jonathan (John Hannah) owns an Egyptian-themed bar in Shanghai. Unbeknownst to his parents, now grown-up Alex O'Connell (Luke Ford) is following in the family business as a young archaeologist on a dig in north-central China. He makes the discovery of a lifetime: the tomb of the Dragon Emperor, which has been buried for millennia. A beautiful assassin (Isabella Leong) tries to kill him to keep the location secret but Alex prevails. The Emperor's monument is transported back to Shanghai where another plot is in motion: military zealot Anthony Wong intends to awaken the Emperor and aid him in the re-conquest of China and the raising of his terra cotta army of ten thousand clay warriors.

The family is reunited and high adventure ensues: crash landings, treks thru the Himalayas, Yeti, avalanches, Shangri-la, three-headed dragons, pools of eternal life, epic battles, a shape-shifting Jet Li...

The Object Of My Affection IV



This is Henry Cavill. He's a good actor and just drop dead sexy. He's just one of those guys that makes me go, "DAMN!" He has totally got a smoldering sexy thing going on. He was born 5 May, 1983 in Jersey, Channel Islands. He has appeared in the films
Stardust, Tristan + Isolde and The Count of Monte Cristo and can currently be seen in The Tutors as King Henry's friend and confidante Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk.





Cool TV Shows That You're Not Watching

The Tudors focuses on the life and romances of the young King Henry VIII. The ten one-hour episodes take a look at the often overlooked, early political relationships as well as Henry's marriage to Katherine of Aragon and his trysts with such notable women as Anne Boleyn. This is a sexy, well-written and well-acted series. A number of liberties have been taken with the historical record, but who cares? Starring Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (Mission: Impossible 3), Sam Neil (Jurassic Park) and number of younger and older British character actors, The Tudors is full of lust and intrigue and is just plain fun to watch.

The first season is currently available on DVD with some cool extras and for those of you gentle readers in Canada, you can catch the last handful of season 1 episodes Tuesdays on CBC at 9:00 p.m. Season 2 is currently in production and should premiere on Showtime in the U.S. in March.


The five sovereigns of the Tudor dynasty are among the most well-known figures in Royal history. Of Welsh origin, Henry VII succeeded in ending the Wars of the Roses between the houses of Lancaster and York to found the highly successful Tudor house. Henry VII, his son Henry VIII and his three children Edward VI, Mary I and Elizabeth I ruled for 118 eventful years.

Born on 28 June 1491 at Greenwich, Henry was the second son of Henry VII and Elizabeth of York.

Following the death of his elder brother, Henry became next in line to be King. His father died in 1509 and Henry took the throne just before his 18th birthday.

Henry was described by contemporaries as vigorous and handsome and considered a great athlete and loved jousting and hunting. In addition, Henry was considered to be very clever and could speak Latin well and was adept at maths, astronomy, cosmology and music.

Shirtless Boys


Just because it's always nice to look at hot boys shirtless.

It's Yesterday Once More IV

Well, here we are with Part 4 in my 158,000 part series about my trips down memory lane. Today, I take a little change of pace from the old CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Company) stuff to bring you some classic animation from my childhood. The New Adventures of Pinocchio was created in 1960 by the Rankin/Bass company. Rankin/Bass will probably be familiar to a lot of people through their holiday specials, most notably, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) the Little Drummer Boy (1968) and Frosty the Snowman (1969). Rankin/Bass also produced a number of feature films and television series. The New Adventures of Pinocchio was one of Rankin/Bass' first projects and was created through a stop motion process the company called 'Animagic." The process had been used previously in the programmes, Gumby and Davey and Goliath which were not Rankin/Bass productions, but the stop motion technique soon became equated with Rankin/Bass animation.

The episodes were 5 minute tales that made up a 25 minute story arc, usually with a modern twist, with a catchy little theme song that I have never forgotten the words too and still sing to this day. I'm only kind of embarrassed about that, probably less than I should be. We were crazy about these shows when we were kids so, you can probably tell that we were easily entertained. At any rate, from 1960, I give you what I believe is the second episode of the New Adventures of Pinocchio.


Enjoy!

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Things I Wish Never Happened

Now, I am crazy about Sean Connery. He's a movie God and one of my personal favourites but what the hell was he thinking when he agreed to star in John Boorman's Zardoz? I mean, how did this movie even look good enough on paper that Connery would say, "Yes. I want to be a part of that."? They put 007 in go-go boots and red nappies for Christ's sake.

Zardoz is a 1974, sci-fi flick about warriors who worship a huge flying stone head on a post-apocalyptic, woman dominated Earth in the year 2293. This movie is as bad as it sounds and looks.